Showing posts with label cannibalism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cannibalism. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I gots me a friend

Yes, I DID have to say it like that. I don't know why, but I did. So...like I said, I have a new friend. Her name is Hayley. Be nice to her. You can find her hanging around Hellban High Road, her blog, which you can find in the sidebar. I convinced her to make it after quite an argument. She's nice, but we don't agree on much. She believes the same way I do about cannibalism, though. That's how we met. I'll just leave it at that. So, welcome her to the blogging community so I can prove her wrong about something she said, please. It's a friendly competition we have going. Be nice to her and don't harrass her or she'll hurt me. With a scalpel. She has one...

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Lemonade

I like lemonade. Anyone else like it? I could drink a whole pitcher of it right now...but alas, I have none. I would love to have some right now. It's rather hot in here. But it's okay, soon I'll be in KMart doing inventory on their movies (even though I'm not an employee of theirs ^_^ SPAR ftw. I get paid to do very little work ^_^)...I've been playing drums a lot lately and...I'M GETTING SOME! All I know it that they're Pearl drums and have a "silent mode" (I believe that's how they worded it in the description Sumomo (which I use to refer to my fiancée on here, even though in real life, she and I use it to refer to a niece ^_^) showed me. I really just have nothing to write if you're wondering. Thank's for asking, though. I wasn't lying, though; I do love lemonade and want some right now. I know at least one reader who agrees with me...and a random member of a certain site that I go to (no idea why I don't just say it, it's in that list of links). I feel much stronger now that I've been playing drums for 3 days straight, a good portion of the day...like I could lift a sandwich! Mmm, sandwich...you know what else I could go for right now? A grilled cheese sandwich. Those are yummy. I just wonder how human flesh tastes...would it need to be marinated or would it be good on its own...and by human flesh, I mean muscles...and cheeks. I know what human FLESH tastes like...kinda salty and bitter...except when it tastes like lemons. Have I mentioned I like the flavor of lemons? Come to think of it, did I need to? I have a post about lemonade and a post about lemon Sno Cones, so I'd think it would be implied, but you know, whatever ^_^ Lemons are awesome. Hey, wait! That's the name of my unused blog! I think I may keep it but extend its use to something other than just food. What else should it include? Because I don't want to get rid of it. I thought I did, but now I don't...maybe I could use it as another literary blog? OR I could do updates on my novel there...no, I couldn't do that; this blog was named for it, after all.

AND, since this post is titled "Lemonade", why don't we make some? You'll need a LOT of lemons and sugar...and don't forget the water! This specific recipe is just my mind at work and probably won't be accurate, but I'm going to make this in my head to my liking.

Fill a pitcher about 3/4 full (or empty if you're a pessimist) with water. Add enough lemon to make it 7/8 full (1/8 empty). Add sugar to sweeten if you so choose (about a cup...no pessimist measurements for that ^_^). Use the remaining 1/8 to water it down or add more lemon! Oh, and if you want it to look pretty, use a clear (preferably glass), open pitcher (lids are EVIL), and add some lemon slices...OH, and optionally, you can replace about 1/4 of the water with ice (before adding the lemon, of course).

So, since I've decided to keep the other blog...what else should I put on it? I need it to be something that will make me update it more frequently. The OTHER other one doesn't get updated a lot, but it takes time to write a story.

And I ask again, lest anyone's forgotten: what should I use the food blog for?